spoopykatee:

my mom just said “watch this” then ran a red light and said “i just don’t care”

Drunk text me. Text me when the music is loud and there are girls dancing around you and you’re not quite coherent and you’re not quite yourself. Drunk text me that you love me or that you miss me or that I’m on your mind. Let the alcohol tell me all the things you won’t say sober.
(via laurenrosenicole)
I want all of my lasts to be with you.
Untitled (Phoebe Chapin)
People want to hear songs with the words they’re afraid to say.
(via lydiamarthin)

my sarcasm is at it’s best when I hear a stupid question